The categories of contestants that now appear on X Factor auditions

• Borderline care in the community patients that can't sing and we can all laugh at.
• People who know they have no talent but are extroverts that just want to be on television for any reason
• People with a sad back story that seem decent and can sing (to include one fat ugly woman with a rubbish job that surprises everybody)
• Smutty pensioners
• People with a bit of an attitude but talent that the judges can be all unsure about but might give them a chance if they sort themselves out.