Showing posts with label Food and Drink. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Food and Drink. Show all posts

Words on a menu that will put me off the dish

  • Terrine
  • Deep
  • Croquette
  • Pie
  • Chocolate

Words on a menu that will make me consider the dish

  • Wild
  • Carpaccio
  • Aubergine
  • Summer
  • Sharing

The Bordeaux First Growth wines by the size of the vineyards at the Château (whether or not those vines are used for the First Growth wine)


















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My top 5 South African wine brands

  • Ken Forrester
  • Raats
  • The Foundry 
  • Vergelegen
  • Waterford

Condiments in my grandmother's cupboard whose 'use by' date she believes to be optional

List by: Suffering grandaughter
  • Marmite (dated 2003)
  • Turmeric (dated 2005)
  • Ice Magic (dated 1991)
  • Supermarket's own brand orange marmalade (dated 2001)
  • Soy sauce (dated 2002)

FAO: Charlie, Merseyside - lessons on making comparisons


"Here in the UK we definitely have a lot to learn from the French as far as food is concerned. I spend as much time as I can in France and even in the smallest food store or market there is a good choice of fresh food. In the UK we love packets that can be microwaved,or fast food takeaways - cooking is a skill that is dying out! Almost anywhere in France you can get a decent meal or snack made with fresh local ingredients. Recently I was in a small quiet bar in an equally small French village, . I asked the lady at the bar if she could make my companion and I a sandwich. Ten minutes later she brought from the kitchen a fresh crusty baguette cut in two, containing lots of salad, real ham and dressing, with two small beers, all for six Euros! The French appreciate good, traditional local fresh food and ingredients, as well as artisan producers. With the odd exception we seem to offer not food, but cheap mass produced chemical fillers!"
 Too much alcohol and not enough vitamins: How poor diet is putting women of all ages at risk
  • Going somewhere on holiday is not comparable to living there.
  • Something that does not happen all of the time does not mean it is dying out.
  • Fresh local ingredients do not mean that a meal will be healthier.
  • Eating a sandwich in a quiet bar in a small  village is not comparable to a typical way of living
  • One biased anecdote does not evidence a definite trend

FAO: Robert MacBeth, Enfield, London - Reasons why people from the Third World have no care for hygiene and you are not being racist at all

"Always London with hygiene problems. This is not racist but look at the people who are managing these stores and you see they come from third world countries who have no care for hygiene. Too many fast-food stores are like this, kebab houses are the same. I live in London and have seen some disgusting things in these fast food places."
 KFC fined £11,000 after cockroach eating a chip, mouse and dried blood are found in busy branch
10/5/2010 17:06

  • The lazy bastards don't even bother having running water unless we pay through it by funding some celebrity to climb a mountain.
  • They hate you personally Robert, and want you to die from E. coli poisoning to stop you telling everybody the truth about their dirty hands.
  • Health inspectors have never taken action against restaurants managed by English people.
  • They are sitting in their shanty towns in the Third World studying restaurant management courses and plotting the downfall of the west by giving everyone food poisoning ao the economy fails. It's back door terrorism.
  • They come over here, take up all the housing and then fill up the NHS by going into hospitals to have children and picking up MRSA, then go straight back to the jobs they have stolen off the hard working westerners and pass it on to us. The selfish bastards.

Acceptable uses for peanut(s)

  • As butter
  • As the name of a cartoon strip
  • As an ingredient in Thai cooking
  • As the word to shout when pulling the end of somebody's tie and making the knot too small to undo
  • As a form of payment to minions (thank you Kelly)

The juices in the original 5 Alive juice drink in the order they are listed in the ingredients

My top 5 pancake fillings (in no particular order)

  • Sugar and lemon juice
  • Maple syrup and banana
  • Melted cheese and ham
  • Caramelised apple with cinnamon and vanilla ice cream
  • Melted cheese, fried onion and fried mushrooms

My 5 favourite potato based products

  • vodka
  • Bubble and Squeak
  • Irish farls
  • Bioplastics
  • Mr Potato Head

Foods that people think the way they like it is the only way to have it.

Source: Washington cities clamp down on bikini baristas
  • Coffee
  • Fajitas
  • Hot dogs
  • Steak
  • Pizza

Foods that people think that the way they like them is the only correct way to have them

  • Coffee
  • Spaghetti Bolognaise
  • Steak
  • Baked Potatoes
  • Cheese on Toast

Drinks brands I would happily see on permanent strike

Source: Beer supplies to run dry amid Belgian brewery protests
  • Magners
  • Strongbow
  • Wolf Blass
  • Gordon's
  • Babycham

The items I usually had in my packed lunch

Source: Only one in 100 pupils' packed lunches meets basic dietary standards, study says
  • Sandwich 1 - marmite or peanut butter
  • Sandwich 2 - cheese or meat
  • Cereal bar
  • Small tin of fruit in fruit juice
  • Fruit juice

Reasons I have turned to alcohol

Source: Jobless kids' drug release
  • Employment
  • Love
  • Ignorance
  • Fun
  • It tastes nice

Things to do with Christmas left overs

  • Eat them yourself
  • Invite people around to eat them
  • Take photographs of them and post those pictures on the internet
  • Give them to the dog
  • Throw them away

Things I like but only ever consume at Christmas

  • Christmas cake
  • Port
  • Brussels Sprouts
  • Turkey broth
  • Devils on horseback

Traditional English meals I would happily never eat again

Source: The unlikely origin of fish and chips
  • Full English breakfast
  • Cream Tea
  • Cornish Pasties with anything
  • Sunday Roast
  • Beans on toast

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