Reasons I dislike Levi jeans

• The stitching on the back pockets
• Putting the size on the brand patch at the back so everyone can see it.
• None of the cuts they offer match my legs
• I imagine them to be the jeans that Jeremy Clarkson wears
• They are the jeans of choice for people who want to buy label jeans but don't want to put any effort into buying jeans.