Things to remember when going to vote in the General Election

Source: Simon Cowell's Vision for a New Britain

• What suits Simon Cowell or any other celebrity does not necessarily suit you (unless you are Simon Cowell or any other celebrity).
• Anyone who tells you it is about voting for your local MP is a liar. You are voting for the political party.
• A "protest vote" for the BNP just means you are a racist in denial.
• You are supposed to vote for the party you believe will best represent you, not the party you think will win.
• If you vote for the wrong party all your friends will shun you and dogs will piss on your feet.