FAO: Nick, UK - Reasons why you should have taken part in the Prime Ministerial debate

"No wonder Nick Clog doesn't want Trident threatening Russia, his great great grandfather was a Russian nobleman. I lost count of how many times he mentioned Trident. His Mum's Dutch and his wife's Spanish. He speaks five languages, which is very impressive, and was an MEP. I can tell he's a true Brit! Westminster and Cambridge, very much a man of the people. I'd read the article in Time magazine about him to see what he thinks of the electorate..."

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16/4/2010 11:36

• You have the gift of humour - we would be laughing wildly at your satirical names. Others you could try are Prick Smeg, Boredom Clown and Gayvid Cumeron. 
• You are progressive and relevant - we should all judge people by what their family was four generations ago. 
• You are fully up to date on all the issues - nobody else realises we are still very much in the grip of the Cold War.
• You are a man of the people - it is better to have people that can't count in government than people who can speak 5 languages. 
• You are a master of spin - you cleverly do not give away your flaws by ending comments early rather than finishing them with "...but unfortunately I can't read".

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