Things that happen if you spend too much time surfing the internet

Source: Too much surfing the internet makes you depressed say web boffins

• You realise people will have sex with anything
• You get in touch with people that you originally stopped being in touch with for a reason.
• You start telling people facts without actually knowing if they are true
• You find the funniest named school in England
• You realise you will masturbate to anything