FAO: Thomas Denny - Reasons why you have misunderstood the value of universities offering a broad range of subjects

"Most Of These University Places Are Taken Up By Time Wasters And Tickets That Are Virtualy Worthless In The Real World.
"University top seats need to go to engineering,science,and soforth not art,and sex,and how to put a dusbin lid on".
Thousands may miss out after record rise in university applications February 8, 2010 2:34 PM
  • English degrees are a good art degree because they teach people when to use capital letters in sentences.
  • Science graduates are as likely to waste time as art graduates. I know at least one person with a degree in science who wastes time by posting crap in response to news articles.
  • Degrees in how to put on a dustbin lid are not as easy as you think. I had to drop out and take an NVQ in flushing toilets.
  • Tickets are not worthless in the real world. They help with things like travelling on a train or getting into sports matches
  • Degree level sex is a science. It is only when you become a Master that it turns into art.
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