Useful spam emails I have been sent

Source: Spam grows from 8 to 90 per cent of global email in the last decade

• She won't need a magnifying glass any longer to find your tool (from Angeline Wolff)
• Reveal your full male power (from Alfredo Michaud)
• Feel the wonder of having a tremendous instrument (from Lewis Alexander)
• The more inches in your pants, the more women in your bedroom (from Herminia Shaw)
• Hoisters for your pork-lever (from Angelina Sizemore)