- I own more than 10 items of footwear
- My clothes fit me properly
- I wear clean underwear every day
- I use words like "skew-whiff"
- I occasionally hang around public toilets with a large plastic bag watching other men urinate and trying to catch their eye.
Reasons that I might send gaydars a bit skew-whiff
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The handbags probably have something to do with it
You're looking to buy a rat called Bobble for 'experiments'.
That is only necessary so he can find out what happened to my gerbil called Ziggy.