Things I have learnt about South Africans in the last 3 weeks

• They can make fantastic stadiums but rubbish orange juice
• They say "awesome" when they mean "good" and "now" when they mean "later"
• They are not good at putting road signs in places where you need them.
• They are, on the whole, genuinely friendly but not very good at giving accurate information.
• They do not stand at every traffic light waiting to kill you and steal your car.