- When I told you to pull my hair, I didn't mean down there. That really hurt.
- That hole wasn't there before.
- You're not going to eat that now are you
- Sweetie, wake up. Can you untie me? I can't feel my legs.
- Fine. Gaylord.
Things people say after sex
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Not sure if this is said by Anonymous or to Anonymous. Top 5 most common things said to me after sex:
- don't worry. That happens to a lot of men.
- turns out size does matter.
- where am I? what did you put in my drink? I'm going to call the police you sick bastard
- Baa
- On the bright side, it meant that I only missed the adverts.
You talk sheep to things you shag? That's more weird than actually shagging a sheep. Everybody knows they don't do pillow talk.