Things that will haunt us between now and the World Cup

List by: Anonymous

• Breathlessly hyped 'injury scares' to key England players in the event of them doing anything more taxing than sneezing
• Television adverts - more and more, in print, online and broadcast media for ever wider and larger TVs
• Nauseating minor celebrities being associated with England World Cup songs
• Comparisons between Sir Alf Ramsey and Fabio Cappello
• Products patriotically cheering England along despite inevitably being owned by non-British multinationals ("I eat the product because it wants England to win, too")

See my pair: Things that nobody will care about between now and the World Cup