If Leona Lewis was a [....] she would be a [.....]

  • If Leona Lewis was a biscuit she would be Nice
  • If Leona Lewis was one of Heinz's 57 varieties she would be cream of mushroom
  • If Leona Lewis was American she would be fat
  • If Leona Lewis was an actress whose career included one popular television comedy,a lot o not very good films and repeatedly being romantically linked to leading men she would be Jennifer Aniston
  • If Leona Lewis was a cardboard cut out of herself, with a speech bubble just saying "I don't know" she would be a lot more interesting
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1 comments:

Lists of 5 Things said...

I also particularly liked the "Sexual Position" suggestion but having checked what the term means it failed to qualify because it is far too exciting to be associated with LL (unless you have photographic evidence otherwise). And I suspect it is not actually possible.

4 May 2010 at 19:10

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