Things Gordon Brown would be sensible not to say during the election campaign

Source: Brown's insensitive "bigot" remark could be Labour Party's final undoing

• "Anyone but England" (on who he wants to win the World Cup)
• "Let them eat cake"
• "Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry"
• "Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today." 
• "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator"