Ways that Universities can make up for the funding cut

Source: Universities will see funding cut

• Put the lecturers on part time contracts and force them to get summer jobs.
• Get sponsorship for subjects e.g. Human Nutrition in association with McDonald's 
• Fine students for missing lectures
• Replace unprofitable subjects like English, History and Sociology with ones that can be used to set up a business, with students as free labour, whilst carrying out the course, like Brewing and Distilling, Jewellery & Silversmithing and Addictive Behaviours (Substance Use)
• Burn down half the campus in an insurance scam and have online lectures