Everything I know about women

Source: Reflection on International Women’s Day 2010
  • Washing left in damp in the machine for more than a few hours smells like manure to them
  • They are not attracted to men with smaller thighs then their own
  • They know that men are, generally, funnier than women
  • They are less likely to get the idea of writing pointless lists than men are.
  • They ask questions to which they already know the answer

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You forgot one valuable point: They are ALWAYS right.

Lists of 5 Things said...

If you are a woman then you have made it impossible for me to argue that point. Very clever.

Anonymous said...

Not clever. Simpulzzz.

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