Things lots of men cannot understand

Source: How lots of men can't understand what John Terry's done wrong

• Penis size is not directly proportionate to a woman wanting to have sex with you
• Being able to kick/throw/hit/catch a ball does not make you a god.
• Skidmarks won't happen if you wipe properly
• If you start moisturising you don't automatically start fancying other men
• A penis is not clean unless you also wash under the foreskin