or: John Terry arrives back from Dubai with wife Toni Poole
or: Brit more trouble for Vern and Tess?
- Say nothing, put on a brave face, continue with your commitments, occassionally be seen looking stressed, ensure your friends and publicity team release regular details about how hard you are finding things and that you are the one who has been putting all the effort in and have been wronged.
- Go on an exclusive holiday and refind your love for each other, preferably somewhere that the paparazzi can see you.
- Put on a brave face and appear in public holding hands and announcing your relationship is as strong as ever.
- Cancel all appointments and make sure that your friends and publicity team make regular press releases about how you are working through your issues together.
- Go out clubbing, sell your story and hook up with another celebrity.
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Adopt a baby from a sub-saharan country because it's cool and beats forking out for marriage guidance.
I cannot believe I missed that one - fancy doing a guest list?
1. Angelina Jolie.
2. Sandra Bullock
3. Katherine Heigl
4. Ronnie Wood
5. Paris Hilton. Oh woops, she adopts chihuahuas as accessories. Same difference. Added to list on account of vacuosity.