Reasons why I was so disgusted by the office worker I stood next to on my commute this morning that I had to get off at the first stop and run to the next carriage

• His ill fitting khaki overcoat
• The damp, viscous liquid on the shoulder of his ill-fitting khaki overcoat
• His sideburns being cut wonkily and at exactly the same height as the top of his ear. 
• The large, erupting spot just above his right eyebrow
• His smell of sour dairy products mixed with socks left damp in the washing machine for 4 days